Because besides giving you a great butt,
they serve the purpose of panties.
We reclaim panties for all the years that
women have had to wear bloomers instead of panties.
We reclaim panties for all the years that women have had to wear bloomers instead of panties.
If Tarzan won Jane over wearing a loincloth,
you can conquer the world in our panties.
Because the reason Asterix defeated the Romans isn’t the magic potion… it’s that he was wearing his panties.